John Mundelius
Alamo, CA
Cat 3 on the road, Expert on the mountain bike and Master A on the cross bike

• Aliases: Johnny GoFast.
• Year of Birth: 4-18-1966.
• Marital Status: Happily Married.
• Known Children: Two -- Jackson, six years old (says he's a crit racer, oh the horror) and Maile, five years old (prefers to mountain bike; "Chicks Dig Dirt" is her favorite saying).
• Occupation: Alligator Wrestler.
• Race Disciplines: Anything two wheeled. Ultimately prefer the mountain bike and cross racing to the road. I am terrified of crit racing.
• Race Highlights: Leading Pat McLaughlin out at McLane from like five miles out. He kept whipping me and telling me to go. He got 9th as we both were blown about two miles from the finish.
• Riding Machines: Specialized S-Works Hard Tail MTB, Specialized S-Works road bike, Bianchi Cross Bike, Surly Single Speed.
• Favorite Race: MTB: Napa Dirt Classic, Road: Leesville Road Race, Cross: Coyote Point Cross race (part of the Pilarcitos series).
• Favorite Training Rides: Anything up on Diablo.
• Favorite Beverage: PBR me ASAP!
• Favorite Pre-Race Meal: Oatmeal.
• Favorite Flick: Pulp Fiction.
• Favorite Book: The Fountain Head.
• Five-tunes Playlist (artist/song): Ted Nugent/Stranglehold, Led Zep/Going to California, Black Sabbath/War Pigs, Johnny Cash/Ring of Fire, Jimmie Hendrix/Hey Joe.
• Hero/Heroes: Ronald Reagan.
• Talents, Hobbies, Tidbits: I have an affinity for knowing the perfect leisure suit when I see it.
• Blog or website, if any: www.beatsgriffracing.blogspot.com
• If you could ask a dead person one question, who would the person be and what would be the question?: The dead: Jeffrey Dahmer; the Question: Did you not eat Eddy Merckx out of professional courtesy?
• Mary Ann or Ginger?: Scarlett Johansson.
• If you were a character in a movie, who would you be? Kit from Nightrider.
• What, if anything, do you have left in life to accomplish? Grow a kick ass mustache like the one Tony Homes was sporting earlier this year.
• If you were a fruit, what would you be and why? An apple so I could be the "apple" in your eye. Or something.